Improbable Island

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Improbable Island

Post-apocalypse punk, post-ironic, Douglas Adams-y meta humor silliness at your service.

I'm only level 4, but already I've upgraded from my spork to a butter knife, and got me some sweet pink footie pajamas for armor. I'm headed back out to the jungle to see if I can find a midget plumber that reminds me of a certain 1980s video game character to kill.